Friday 1 November 2013

Strikethrough



The NSA spies on the UK
On the whole we haven’t got much to say
The CIA goes surfing
Then bombs a shrinking Earth

MI6 is full of pricks
Intelligence analysis
The mayor’s got foot in mouth disease
God save us mad cows

The KGB has a glowing record
And a Ninja President Cyborg
Or Prime Minister, everything’s Premier
In Glorious Mother Russia

The Chinese [REDACTED]
[REDACTED WESTERN LIES]

The poet, with no history of drug abuse or mental health [WELL NOW]
Was found decapitated with multiple gunshot wounds
The police are ruling
Suicide

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