Ikeanomics

A standout tree's and old oak
Propped up by the roadside
Giving out O2 so we don't choke
Brothers chopped down for bespoke signs
Ye olde joke signs

But in these times
Flatpack furniture from fast pines
We've swapped a tree, yeah it looks nice,
for a bed stand and shelves and
Open plan Kitchens
Tops coloured sandy-tan

Which looks nice too
Which is unhelpfully natural
A fact overlooked
By some hippy dippy book
That cries out for
And authentic Oak Tree table
To hold your homoeopathic remedies

And would never dare question
Our right to a warm home
But seven billion oaks we just don't own
So this self assembly shelf's
A sustainable source of wealth

Consumerism is bad
Sign your belief in this hemp bound book
£50 a pad